why didn't you poke me back
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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