So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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