My first STD was from a foam party
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I understand Curling. That high.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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