I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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