He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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