That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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