This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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