I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
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