Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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