Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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