When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We need to get me chipped asap
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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