Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You work out of a Hotel?
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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