the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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