This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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