Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I looked at my own cervix.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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