he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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