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I just made out with a guy for $7.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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