Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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