Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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