I wish i was in the wii world.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Randomize
