you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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