So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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