Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Houston, we have a blender
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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