I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
