Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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