im so drunk with asians
where?
always
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
