im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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