i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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