Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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