The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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