Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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