I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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