question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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