quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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