We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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