would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Randomize
