do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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