So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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