Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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