How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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