it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
A+ Viking dick
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
