I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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