she looked like the before picture.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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