I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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