Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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