We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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