Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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