i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You did what with his pubic hair?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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