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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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