bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Come on in and take your pants off
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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