So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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