True but thats because hes a fetus.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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