The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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