dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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